Men. Women. You've got to belong to one group or the other and you probably have a few opinions on each on them! You'll certainly find something in this collection that you identify with. Here are some of the best quotes about men and women...

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
--Scott Adams

There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.
--Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
--Elayne Boosler

I hate women because they always know where things are.
--James Thurber

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
--H. L. Mencken

For all their strength, men were sometimes like little children.
--Lawana Blackwell

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
--Jilly Cooper

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
--Timothy Leary

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
--Virginia Woolf

Frailty, thy name is woman!
--William Shakespeare

Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted.
--Joseph L. Mankiewicz

Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman.
--Margaret Fuller

When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
--Oliver Wendell Holmes

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.
--Plato

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.
--George Bernard Shaw

What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.
--Susan Sontag

Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
--Robin Morgan

When the candles are out all women are fair.
--Plutarch

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.
--William Congreve